I WANT A JOB MAEKING MAPS AT LEGAND ENTARTAINMINT

by Jeff K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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recently Legand Enteartainment sent emales saying they were looking for a leval designer for UNREALE 2. since those FAGOTS at ids software nevar responded too me, I AM UP FOR GRABS IN THIS WORALD OF GAMEING, so i applied to legand Entertainemtne for a job. here si my lettar to them, i will post any emales they send back AND THEY BETTAR SEND SOMETHING UNLIKE IDS SOFTWARES WHO DIDANT REPLY!!!@#@

ROBART DUFFY = FAGOT

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Legend Entertainment is looking for another Level Designer to work on Unreal 2. If you would like to work with a highly motivated team on one of next year's most anticipated 3D games, then please contact us immediately.

HELO LEGAND ENTARTAINEMTNE!!! my naem is JEFF K. and I maek vary good mapes for Quaek3, so I saids to mysalf, "JEFF K, YUO ARE BETTAR THAN THAT CLIFFY B., WHY DONT YUO APPLEY FOR TEH JOB WITH LEGAND?" and here is my applacatian!!! okey

Industry experience is a plus, but not required. If you have made a really cool level at home that you would like us to see please don't hesitate to contact us.

i haev many EXCELLANT maps for yuo too see. BUT >>> DONT SHOW TEHM TO CLIFFFEY B. because cliff will get jelous of my l33T mapmakeing skills becuase when hes out BUYING SOME MORE VARY PREITTY SHINEY SHIRTS TOO WEAR too computar shows, i have been makeing more maps and haev EXCLIPSED him in skills. i do not want to hurt his felings, okey?!?!?!??! BWT, tell Cliffry B. "NICE SHIRT, MISTAR , I CAN SEE IT FROM URANUS!!!" haha

Requirements include:

- Work experience with a current 3D engine. Knowledge of the Unreal engine and tools is a plus, but not required.

UNREALE IS FOR LOOSARS, quaek3 is teh best game evar. BUT >>> I will learne UNREALE FOR yuor job if yuo DONT GIVE ME AN OFFICE NEXT TOO BRANDEN RHINEHEAT. iga#$5

- Ability to demonstrate your skills with example levels for a current 3D game - for example Wheel of Time, Unreal, UT or Half-Life. Single player levels are preferred and will get the first look, but if you have made a really cool multiplayer level that you feel shows off your skills really well, we'll want to see it.

I DONT know waht Whel of Tiem si, but i palayed Half Life onsce. I got the hornat gun, it was k3wl.

- Good communication skills and ability to work both unsupervised and as part of a team.

I HAEV BEST COMMUNIVACATIAN SKILLS,so give me teh job already i am TIRED OF YUOR GAMES, CLOWNY!!!!!!

- Dedication to producing excellent and innovative levels in a timely manner.

I PROMISE NOTHING

- Must be willing to relocate to Chantilly, Virginia (suburban Washington, DC).

i will moev onsce I gratuate High school, but i cant GO NOW BECUASE I HAEV A CURFEW but i can maek yuor silly maps on weekends. IT CANT BE HARD TOO maek yuor maps tho, i meane, "HEALING PLANT, SKAARJ, HEAELING PLANT, SKAARRJ, HEALING PLANET, SKAARJ" that's NOT ROCKET SERGURY OR ANYTHIGN???!#

Legend offers excellent salaries and benefits, and a great team and work environment. Please send your resume to u2jobs@legendent.com and include an example of your work. Do not attach files bigger than 2MB (send us a link to your level instead).

OKEY, thanks for teh job FAGOT, i want $80,000 or else i will works for ID SOFTWARE and halp them, maek Quaek4 (WHICH THEY ASKED ME TOO DO - IT USES A SECRAT GAME ENGINE CALLED "TYRONE" AND JOHN CARMAKE AND I ARE PROGRAEMING IT. yuo make haev heard john carmake si a smartey man, but hes not relly, PAUL STEEVE is teh real smarty at id and that's for to put yuo "IN TEH KNOW").

give me yuor job now plz thx

- JEFF K.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: MYT QUAKE 3 LEVEAL MAPS ARE HERE: http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/maps/index.htm
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BYE JERK!@

PPS: Cliffy B has a vary nice vest

NEW: I GOT AN EMALE REPLY FROM JESS CRABS! CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT HE WROTE BACK TO ME WITH!!!

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