I WANT A JOB MAEKING MAPS AT LEGAND ENTARTAINMINT by Jeff K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! helo recently Legand Enteartainment sent emales saying they were looking for a leval designer for UNREALE 2. since those FAGOTS at ids software nevar responded too me, I AM UP FOR GRABS IN THIS WORALD OF GAMEING, so i applied to legand Entertainemtne for a job. here si my lettar to them, i will post any emales they send back AND THEY BETTAR SEND SOMETHING UNLIKE IDS SOFTWARES WHO DIDANT REPLY!!!@#@ ROBART DUFFY = FAGOT recently Legand Enteartainment s FONT SIZE +7> |
HELO LEGAND ENTARTAINEMTNE!!! my naem is JEFF K. and I maek vary good mapes for Quaek3, so I saids to mysalf, "JEFF K, YUO ARE BETTAR THAN THAT CLIFFY B., WHY DONT YUO APPLEY FOR TEH JOB WITH LEGAND?" and here is my applacatian!!! okey
i haev many EXCELLANT maps for yuo too see. BUT >>> DONT SHOW TEHM TO CLIFFFEY B. because cliff will get jelous of my l33T mapmakeing skills becuase when hes out BUYING SOME MORE VARY PREITTY SHINEY SHIRTS TOO WEAR too computar shows, i have been makeing more maps and haev EXCLIPSED him in skills. i do not want to hurt his felings, okey?!?!?!??! BWT, tell Cliffry B. "NICE SHIRT, MISTAR , I CAN SEE IT FROM URANUS!!!" haha
UNREALE IS FOR LOOSARS, quaek3 is teh best game evar. BUT >>> I will learne UNREALE FOR yuor job if yuo DONT GIVE ME AN OFFICE NEXT TOO BRANDEN RHINEHEAT. iga#$5
I DONT know waht Whel of Tiem si, but i palayed Half Life onsce. I got the hornat gun, it was k3wl.
I HAEV BEST COMMUNIVACATIAN SKILLS,so give me teh job already i am TIRED OF YUOR GAMES, CLOWNY!!!!!!
I PROMISE NOTHING
i will moev onsce I gratuate High school, but i cant GO NOW BECUASE I HAEV A CURFEW but i can maek yuor silly maps on weekends. IT CANT BE HARD TOO maek yuor maps tho, i meane, "HEALING PLANT, SKAARJ, HEAELING PLANT, SKAARRJ, HEALING PLANET, SKAARJ" that's NOT ROCKET SERGURY OR ANYTHIGN???!#
OKEY, thanks for teh job FAGOT, i want $80,000 or else i will works for ID SOFTWARE and halp them, maek Quaek4 (WHICH THEY ASKED ME TOO DO - IT USES A SECRAT GAME ENGINE CALLED "TYRONE" AND JOHN CARMAKE AND I ARE PROGRAEMING IT. yuo make haev heard john carmake si a smartey man, but hes not relly, PAUL STEEVE is teh real smarty at id and that's for to put yuo "IN TEH KNOW"). give me yuor job now plz thx - JEFF K.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: MYT QUAKE 3 LEVEAL MAPS ARE HERE: http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/maps/index.htm BYE JERK!@ PPS: Cliffy B has a vary nice vest |
NEW: I GOT AN EMALE REPLY FROM JESS CRABS! CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT HE WROTE BACK TO ME WITH!!! |