A JEFF K. PRODUCTIAN!!!

SMARTY MAN GAEM DESIGNEAR "SURVIROR" -

OH NO! Teh top gameing celebridies haev been trapped on an island and are battaling with each othar and nature too wins a billian dollars! WHO WILL WINS? I dont know because its it UP TOO YUO, teh votar to vote for who will wins!!! Each Friday I looks at teh votes and caluculates teh votes and then KICK OFF SOMEBODY OFF teh island!!! Teh winnar gets teh moneys, so maek sure yuo votes! PAGE CONTEST SI UPDATED EVARY MONDAEY, WEDNESTDAY, AND FREIDAY SO READS IT THEN!!! SO SI TEH POLL!

NEWS CONTENT:

8.11-2000 - thank god it si teh last day becuase I am sicks of drawring thes comic!!! read teh grande finale of FPS Survivor Smartey Man islend and sees what happens in teh thrilling conclusian!!!


TEH GHOST OF JOHN ROMERERO SI FREE AT LAST!!!

update: maney of yuos out thjere dont undarstand teh complex systam behind "FPS SMARTY MAN SURVIVOR GAME (IOR WHATEVAR ITS CALLED). okey, lets me explane it:

THIS gaem show si updated evary Monday, Wendsay, and Fridaey, and yuo gets too vote each tiem. On Friday, teh person that was voted too be kicked off si kicked off (ON FRIEDAY). So come back adn visits this paeg evarty Monday, Wendsdauy and Friday!!!!!

8.09-2000 - day fifteene!
8.07-2000 -
day FOURTENEEN
8.04-2000 -
day thirten
8.02-2000 -
day TWELFVE
7-31-2000 -
day elven
7-28-2000 -
day TEN
7-25-2000 -
day nine
7-24-2000 -
Day 8ight
7-21-2000 -
Day Sevenes
7-19-2000 -
Week 2: Day Six
7-17-2000 -
Week 2: Day Five
7-14-2000 _ Day Four - JOHN ROMERERO IS KICKED OFF!!!
7-12-2000 -
DAY Three (CLICK HEAR)
7-10-2000 -
DAY TWOO (CLICK HEAR)
7-07-2000 -
DAY ONE (CLICK HEAR)

DAILEY STASTITICTS

Make sure too votes on teh right menu bar for WHO YUO WANTS KILLED / KICKED OFFS TEH ISLAND! ROCJK TEH VOTE#

STASTISTICSS!

 

THE CONTESTANTS (CLICK THEYRE NAEMS TOO SEE A PICTARE OF THEM):

JOHN CARMACKE - he si smarty man wizzard gaem programmar who mades Quaek 2 and Doom!!! VARY intellegent man, he will probaly win but I dont know???

PAUL STEEDE - AMERICAN MUSCALEY SUPARHERO. he made modals for Quaek but got into a fight and now he works freelance maeking modals and lifting up trucks to save babies.

JOHN ROMERO - beautiful man (AND NO I AM NOT GAY, HE SI BEATUFITUL MAN LIEK DOLF LUNDGREN OKEY?) and maeks "Daiekitania", which Planat Daiaketania says was a good gaem but nobodey else saids so but I tend too beleive what Planat Dikatana says becuase theyre\ webmastar wouldant lie too me and dont warez Daekiatana becuase every tiem yuo warez it, Baby jesus cries/

KILLCREEK - vary hot gilrfriend of John Romero, a prize worth fighting for! she poses for gaem magazines and shows her naughtey parts although she probaly shouldant. Jerry says "I'd haev sex with her!!!"

CLIFFY B - stupid fagot who works for Unreale and Epicleptic Entartainment (DONT BE Fooled they arent entartaining!!!!). i hope he gets kicked off first

LEVELORD - INSANE crazey man whos a nut!!!! he eats drugs and children. hes nuts!!!!

YUO CAN FEEL FREE TOO EMALE ME ABOUT THIS ENTARTAINMIENT PROJECT BUT I PROBALY WONT READ IT

PS: CLICK HEAR TOO VISIT MY VARY HIGH QUAELITY HOMEPAEG FULL OF CHILLS AND THRILS

evvarything copright 2000 JEFF K incorpoarated so DONT STEAL IT OKEY?