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CLIFF YABLONSKI HATES THESE PEOPLE:
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I love your hair, Queen Mistress Darkside F. Soulcrusher, but I think the door on your trailer home is too small to let you out.
TOMATO FACE TOM:
"Honey, I asked you to wake me up when the tanning booth hit three hours!"
PASTY FAT PAT:
"BUT I WAS MESMERIZED BY MEATLOAF!"
Haha, the boss from "Dilbert" is having a mid-life crisis!!! Hahaha!!!
Oh no! The people who made Rodney Callisto's poster accidentally made a typo and spelled "MEN" as "BEER".
Save the child! Aagh! The troll has little Bobby! All is lost! Drop your torches and pitchforks and FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
This is why they never let me back into St. Matthew's Church anymore. Notice the aftermath of some "Old Testament Yablonski Justice."
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